In honor of the negative numbers (before adding the wind chill), here's a brief list of things you normally wouldn't think freeze solid but do (and I can vouch for these):
1) Gasoline
2) Car batteries
3) Nose hairs
4) Snot
5) Vagina (I have someone specific in mind for this one)
6) Celery
7) Dog poo
8) Car doors
9) Newspapers and mail
10) Cell phones
7 years ago
4 comments:
LOL
-BravoBug
11) Glass
Let me explain #4. One of my neighbors owns a 4-wheeler snowblower and tends to clear the whole block when he has the chance. He was out last week when I was walking Fred and we talked for a minute. He had a beard and a cold. Do the math. It equals "snot-cicles".
So does a penis...
-Red
Ouch!
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