Only A Matter Of Time

The home I now co-habit is a two-story condo. Meaning there are stairs. Meaning at some point I was going to fall down those stairs. Just so happened that was an hour ago.

I was walking down them with my hands full. No idea how it happened, but one second my left foot was on the step and the next- it wasn't. My left knee went into the wall, my head clanged against the metal railing on the right, and the ribs of the left side of my back thwacked down on the edge of a step. It was so sudden I made no noise. That me correct that- I made no noise from my mouth. I made plenty as my body bounced its way down the remaining flight.
I lay there for several moments listening to my brain tell me where the pain was. Mostly the left side except for a splitting headache. Apart from several REALLY sweet bruises, I'm OK.

Personally, I'm impressed I managed to fall less than a month after moving ;)