12 Things About Me

1. I receive a static shock every, E-V-E-R-Y time I get out of my car.
2. My only 2 fears are: sharks and zombies. I have no idea where the shark phobia came from as I have never seen one in real life. The zombie one? They're just freaky is all. Interestingly, I love zombie movies but get twitchy even at the Jaws soundtrack.
3. Despite my love of Wolverine, the X-Men, and many "discussions" of Superman vs Batman, my favorite comic book character is Plastic Man.
4. I suffer OCD which results in a certain amount of... retentiveness. For example, all the bills in my wallet must be in order by denomination and serial number- but ONLY the bills in my wallet, any in my pocket do not suffer this rule. Also, I have to be ABSOLUTELY certain I've locked doors. If I'm not 100% certain, I have to return and recheck.
5. Despite my seeming to lean towards certain types of women (tall dark haired or redheads or exotic or strippers or bisexual/ lesbian), I have no real preferences.
6. My hair grows straight up and, until it reaches a certain length/weight, must be kept down via gel. For example, this morning I have "Wolverine hair" and not on purpose.
7. I am known as a human garbage disposal due to my ability to clean other people's plates at restaurants. Oddly, I have some dislike about taking other people's homemade food.
8. My favorite food is steak. This should not be a shocker.
9. Despite my drinking, smoking, and owning many medications which come with 12-Step Programs, I am addicted only to sugar and caffeine. My favorite breakfast is SweetTarts and Mountain Dew.
10. Not fond of Ranch Dressing. Had some bad Ranch once. Put me off of it.
11. My favorite band is The Beatles. My all-time favorite song is "Stolen Car" by Beth Orton.
12. Prefer cats over dogs. Shhh- don't tell Fred....