Bad Names I Have Known- Seriously

You have to wonder what their parents were thinking...

"Adam Dickrider" (despite this being his name given at birth, it was not surprising that he was gay)
"Hung Lo" (my roomie my second year in college)
"Jesus McGreggor" (it seems an odd mix)
"Christopher The" (usually seen "The, Christopher")
"Denise Dennis" (just bad)
"Maria DelLosAngeles Perez" (why? in case she gets lost?)
"Michael Super" (normally read "Super, Michael" ... OK, that's one's kinda cool)
"John Goforth" (just bad)
"Arce Sixto" (they named their kid "ass"?!?)
"Bruce Wain", "Barbara Gordon", & "Richard Greysen" (Batman, Batgirl, & Robin)
"Jesus Kristof" (have a feeling his middle name starts with 'H'?)
"Guy Flucker" (bet he's thankful for that 'L')
"Hilda Hooker" (pornstar name if I ever heard one)