Fellas- if you've never been to an Asian massage parlor before, I highly recommend it.
I had the afternoon off from the nothing I was doing and decided to cash in a gift certificate from my Bday. Although it was in a good neighborhood, the parlor was kinda seedy looking- very low-lit inside, and the guy behind the counter vaguely reminded me of Larry Flynt.
My masseuse was a small, attractive Asian woman in her mid-20s. Engrish was NOT her first language.
She left the room so I could get undressed and although I was under a sheet, I kept my boxers on. When she came back in, she started deep tissue work on my back. OOF!!! Deep tissue massage leaves you feeling as though you just got beaten up by professionals and dehydrated at the same time.
Neither was it "one of those places" nor did I request it, but she seemed very attentive to my butt and upper inner thighs. Attentive to the point that when we were finished, my boxers were no longer covering any part of my ass and I was desperately going over sports trivia in my head.
NEVER HAVE MY BUTTOCKS BEEN SO EXPERTLY RUBBED.
And in case some of you came into this conversation late-
"buttocks".
8 years ago
