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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

C-c-c-cold

In honor of the negative numbers (before adding the wind chill), here's a brief list of things you normally wouldn't think freeze solid but do (and I can vouch for these):

1) Gasoline
2) Car batteries
3) Nose hairs
4) Snot
5) Vagina (I have someone specific in mind for this one)
6) Celery
7) Dog poo
8) Car doors
9) Newspapers and mail
10) Cell phones