The Intro Into My Life

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Note to Self

Dear Me,
The next time I'm removing old carpeting from stairs, make certain not to strain so hard so when the nails holding the carpet in give way too suddenly that I fall backwards down the stairs which (now having nailheads sticking out of them) cut, scrape, and/or impale me as I tumble, with me impacting the ground hard enough to actually crack the floor of my cellar with my skull.

Note to self- try to avoid doing that.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pics?


-Flippy

Anonymous said...

OWWWW.


-MR

Anonymous said...

Start at the top too, so as to avoid exposed nails when you tumble towards your eminent death.

silentssscream said...

That's where I fell from!