Well, it's now under 20 hours until I leap to my doom from a plane. Gotta admit, I'm kinda nervous. I hope skydiving's not as terrifying as I imagine it to be. I hope it's actually fun. I hope it's a thrill and I want to try it again. I hope I don't sh*t myself on the way down... or before I jump.
But just in case (oooo, nice link to the title!) of any unforeseen incidents (the chute doesn't open, the chute opens but the tandem harness breaks and my instructor watches helplessly as I plummet to my death, zombies, the plane is hijacked and forced to fly to Detroit, The Rapture, the inflight movie is "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", we hit a flock of sparrows while in freefall and I'm harpooned to death by dozens of tiny beaks, a meteorite smacks right into my groin, zombie sparrows- stuff like that), I'd like to say it's been nice knowing you. Some nicer than others, so you others should have tried harder- ya slackers.
See ya in hell!!!
:)
7 years ago
5 comments:
you are a NUT
-TLC
bastard...haha
-Flippy
assuming the instructor is attached with you from behind during the jump, hope he/she is not sky humping you on the way down. have fun.
-Dave
Yeah, I'm kinda worried about that humping thing myself....
HAHA...calm down...you'll be fine. I did it last year. It was so exhilarating!
-MDS
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